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druid hugging tree standing on turtle with walking stick
Illustrated Fictionary of Terms Abused
wizard with long fingernails thinks 'Firstly' creates 'The Beginning' with tiny lightning bolts
NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! becomes the latest Wizard
fancy folk astounded by text appearing on a crystal ball
two cups connected with string, they straighten 'CONTACT'
sickle becomes hammer
a book with a face becomes a wizard's hand giving a thumbs up
flying owl tapering to a speech bubble becomes a narwhal flying over the ocean, riden by a wizard

Title: Tree Wizard (Druid). Captions (Top to Bottom): * As hairy as a lycomorphic Robin Williams. * A Tree Wizard's (or Druid, as they prefer to be called) best friend is the forest. It is an abusive friendship- the kind where one party doesn't mind that the other party is using one of its limbs as a walking stick. This is probably why the Druid doesn't have any human friends. * 'Gentle' to all that reside in the forest. Facts: * Wardrobe: Everything that the Tree Wizard wears comes from the Forest he inhabits. His leather robe? A skinned buck sown together with sinew. His (thankfully not pictured) bristly shorts? A boar. His hat? He beat up a hiking hippie that was wearing it. * Favorite Word: 'Earth'. In fact since he doesn't usually have the opportunity to speak 'Earth' is often the only decipherable word amongst his more typical grunts, grumbles, and squeaks. * Familiar: A Druid's familiar is almost always a plant (that turtle is just unlucky). In particular they tend to prefer trees. Nearly any tree will do and any will flourish under a Druid's ministrations. The main requirement seems to be a good stashing place for fermented mushroom wine. * Favorite Holiday: Arbor day. Celebrates by feeling 38% more superior than usual.

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