Aspiring Cult Leader Wizard

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wizard with long fingernails thinks 'Firstly' creates 'The Beginning' with tiny lightning bolts

wizard explodes skeleton bearing a sword with a bolt of power from their staff

a wizard holds a wand on 'NEXT' made out of insects. Energy emits from the wand, lighting the insects aflame

NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! becomes the latest Wizard

fancy folk astounded by text appearing on a crystal ball

two cups connected with string, they straighten 'CONTACT'

a book with a face becomes a wizard's hand giving a thumbs up

flying owl tapering to a speech bubble becomes a narwhal flying over the ocean, riden by a wizard

Title: Aspiring Cult Leader Wizard. Speech Bubble: Have you heard the good word of me? Captions (Top to Bottom): *Perhaps a holy man. Indisputably a holey man. *Always hoping that his first convert will be a stylist. * His posture is mockingly reminiscent of the straitjacketed lunatic most treat him like. *Cult Leader Motto: If your clothes they don't billow, follow you they not will-o. Facts: *Favorite Food: Communion Wafers coated with Ecstacy. *Favorite Musical Genre: Screaming. (Some people call it Death Metal.) *Favorite Band: UuUuU-uuU. (Note that the name of this band has only ever been properly pronounced by members of a rare breed of goat.) *Chosen Name: Uuzneon the Destroyer. *Given Name: Todd. (And ye shall have no other Todd before he.) *Patron Deity: Self. *Favorite Drink: Punch. *Life's Ambition: Get married (to a few dozen wives), have a few (hundred) children, move to a nice compound with a (red) picket fence (that those that defy him will be impaled upon).

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