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crackpot wizard with pointed tinfoil hat and world map shower curtain cape
Illustrated Fictionary of Terms Abused
wizard with long fingernails thinks 'Firstly' creates 'The Beginning' with tiny lightning bolts
NEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! becomes the latest Wizard
fancy folk astounded by text appearing on a crystal ball
two cups connected with string, they straighten 'CONTACT'
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a book with a face becomes a wizard's hand giving a thumbs up
flying owl tapering to a speech bubble becomes a narwhal flying over the ocean, riden by a wizard

Title: Conspiracy Wizard. Speech Bubble: ...but there is one particular issue that those of us in the know find to be of interest. Certain questions arise- and certain answers are a lobotomy and a job selling woman's shoes (happened to my friend Al). Obviously, I can't speak of it directly... never know who you can trust- no offense. But if you pay attention and connect the dots... it all comes back to one bothersome little detail... Captions (Left then Right then Down): *the local crack-pot appeared to have defaced it with chalk, drawing attention to the alleged sites of the 'conspiracies'. Covering a bathroom accessory in childish *Tin Foil Cap Used for Insulation 'Alien signals actually quite welcome' says local crack-pot. Further questioning led *local crackpot was described as "wearing a World Map Shower Curtain as a cape". Authorities say that CONTINUED F11 T-Shirt: The TRUTH shall OUT! Facts: *Favorite Super Hero: Superguy- not the new patriotic version; the Socialist one THEY white-washed over. That THEY want us to forget. *Favorite Historical Figure: Thomas Pompadour. Of course you won't have heard of him- THEY took him out of the history books. *Method of Transportation: The Subway. He trusts only underground organizations. *Bank: The river bank. In jars. *Favorite Animal: The zebra. You can trust them, everything's in black and white with those guys. *Favorite Movie: "The Secret of 'Nam". *Greatest Fear: Fluoride in the air supply. *Sighted at: The Grassy Knoll two weeks after the assassination of J.F.K. Measuring the grass, taking notes, making conjectures.

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