Title: Jazzercise Wizard. Captions (From Top to Bottom): *Sweat content of his various garments is equal in salinity to the yearly output of an anchovy cannery. And proud of it! *Important safety features! *Can also Gran Jete' like nobody's business! *Knows what it's about. *He'll need a boombox that can play something other than tapes as soon as he needs to listen to any album Queen's Platinum Collection Volume 2. Been 22 years so far. Soundtrack: Weeee are the champions my frie-ends! Facts: *Favorite Movie: Fame *Motto: "Shake it don't break it mama!" *Mode of Transit:"If I can't dance my way there then I don't wanna be there!"