Cattonic Kat-on-ic adjective 1. Unable to move due to proximity to a cat. 2. The healing benefits for either involved party. "Commonly observed signs among the cattonic include the following: * Immewbility (inability to move due to judgmental cat noises) * Mewtism (inability to speak sentences that don't have 'cat' in them) * Stupurr (resistance to attempts to be moved away from feline vibration)..." -Learnhard, Benjammin. "Medical Fictionary".