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Offrendship oaf-Rends-hip noun 1. Relationship built on the twin pillars of disgust and pity. "Jib: How many years have we been friends? Jab: Next year will be one, if we start now. Jib: Not sure if I follow the math there... Jab: Wonderful, the one thing I can count on is that you can't. Jib: Hey! Cmon, aren't we friends after everything we've been through? Jab: Sure! The kind of friend that makes you wonder why homicide is illegal when it ought to be seen as community service! Jib: I guess I always knew that... You act like being here is a personal favor... That's not a friendship, that's offrendship! Jab: What's offensive is that you ever thought it was anything else!" -Jabberwocky, Buddy and Jibson, Louser. "Jib and Jab Meet the Harsh Truth".