Lackeyrymose Lack-ee-rime-us adjerktive 1. Evil, but sadly not ambitious enough to be a first rate villain. Substandard, but not Nuclear Sub standard. "I stared blankly, lackeyrymose at the side of the cup. "ygore". How do you misspell "Igor"? Was this actual incompetence, minor wrath, or did they know as I do that I simply deserve no better? As I sipped my peppermint mocha I realized that I no longer cared. They would all be destroyed. I just had to pick up my dry cleaning... and maybe sow my name in sequins on my lab coat first." -Igorson, Igor. "Frankenstein's Mobster".