Ambiduxtrous am-bye-Duck-stress adjerktive 1. To be equally capable of being a quack with both hands. 2. To be obviously capable of giving a Duck, but equally obviously unwilling to. 3. The feeling of having a bird in both hands; sometimes colloquially used to describe an obscene gesture- or to literally have a bird in both hands and parade them around esp. in front of those who suggested that the one already obtained should not be discarded to go after the two in the bush. "A doctor he was called/ but twas only that in name/ in medicine he stalled/ to show trophies of small game/ his shaking hands I refuse to bless/ no god will cure the ambiduxtrous." -Myerscough, Rawlins. "Goody Gossip: A Lyrical Biography of The Sisters of Ceaseless Chatter".