Harshmellow Har-shh-mell-o noun 1. A snack so odious that it will depress even the appetite of people who have recently inhaled large amounts of marijuana. 2. Various colorful sweetened gelatin shapes that were considered but never included in Lucky Harms cereal, their reviewers describing them as too often racist, and graphically sexual in nature. 3. The imagined reaction of the shapes themselves. They did not choose their earthly incarnation, and if they could speak they might ask to be included in the box with their fellows. Those who would object, they would think, are being "Harsh, and should mellow". 4. Really the perspective of any marshmallow in the world. Languishing in cupboards then being lightly singed and then consumed. Really, we should all be grateful that marshmallows do not think and so have no perspective. This lexicographer hopes. "The taste of our world has become the ultimate harshmellow. Our packaged snacks pollute, the oils we fry in come are the harvested flora of poisoned ground. I have the munchies for justice- how can I smoke while the world burns around me?" -Reefer, Coral. "Green Party Party Pamphlet".