Newtritious nu-Treat-shush-ee-hee-hee-hee adjective 1. Healthy for witch consumption. "'Double double, if it's no trouble- I'll take the double cheeseburger and make it double.' 'Stop! That's not newtritious!' ' Curses! The only witch I need besides me is a sandwich!' 'Chill out my hag- you can be healthy and still have a sandwich. Try this child's heart on rye!' -Bunnyscalps Charter School of Witchcraft and Other Craft Players. "Newtrition PSA: Witch Food Should I Eat?!"