Wizzzard whuh-ZZZ-ard noun 1. One who is really good at sleeping. 2. A Shameon who uses sound effects to excess. 3. A magic user who is somewhat slowed down by an overactive bladder.   "While I recognize that my lecture on the joys of chunky vs. creamy foods was not the most enthralling; I did not realize until I saw them pull a sleeping mask out of their sleeve while continuing to nod but obviously snoring that I was dealing with a Wizzzard." -Venus, Reddy "It's, Uh, Kinda Magic."